1、最撩人的土情情话：土情情话你知道怎么回答 七夕将至，万事俱备，各类“中国品牌土味情话”“情话”一下子走红再次。虽然渣、尴尬、甜，但丝毫不妨碍它的人气。虽然这些话很土很尴尬，但是网友们玩的很开心。注意：与女孩调情时要小心。如果你有一张好脸蛋，请随意。当你谈到爱情时，你首先想到的是什么？《今晚的月亮很美》《你是人间的四月天》《海里的月亮是天上的月亮，眼前的人是心上人》。不得不说，这些都过时了。真正的爱情故事到了第一次听到鸡皮疙瘾第二次露出甜甜的笑容第三次...

与您的朋友分享这波朴实的情话，以了解它！最近有传言说我喜欢你，我想澄清一下，这不是谣言，你知道我的缺点是什么吗？都是你的错“你最近又长胖了吗？” “没有，为什么这么说？” “那为什么我心里越来越重？”我是九幽，是三个除了你还是你“我觉得你不适合约会” “为什么？” “适合结婚。”这是我的手背，这是我的脚背。你是我的宝贝。“我要买一块地。” “什么地?” “你的心死了.”猜猜我的心在哪里？错了，在站着你的地方。

“你知道我为什么感冒吗?” "因为感冒?" "不，因为我对你完全没有抵抗力." " 你累吗?" "不." "但您整天在我的脑海里跑" 甜蜜有办法吃糖，蛋糕 想您98次阴天莫文蔚，雨天孙燕姿 周杰伦的晴天不如您。我聊"You why hurt me?" "You what's wrong with you?" "So love you make my heart pain!"

"游乐园里的那个，你可以骑上它" Music have some fun? "" Wood horse. "" Mua"" I know three people like you"" Who are they? "" Me, my, my, my" Tell me a bad news"" What bad news? "" I no longer want to think about you."

2、最撩人的土味情話：短句中的土味話？

1、“牛肉羊肉猪肉，你猜猜我喜欢哪一种？”

答：“I prefer the meat of your heart.”

2、“You have a lighter?”

答：“No.”

提问：“Can't you make my heart burn?”

3、“Guess which god do I like most?”

回答：“Your eyes.”

4、“Guess what drink do I want?”

回答：“I don't know.”

5、“Every time we go through security checks, it's always trouble”

6、“Guess what food do I want to eat?”

回答：“I don't know.”

7、”Let's go eat noodles,”

提问：“Which noodles?”

回答："In your mind."

8,”Why did you get sick?"

9,”I'm missing something essential in life”

10，“Are you tired? Tired already?"

11,"Do we need to go grab a drink?"

12,”You're an adorable girl!”

13，”My only request for boyfriends is one thing”

14，”What category do you belong to?”

15，”You must be cheating!”

16，”There is someone even more beautiful than your dream lover”

17,”What kind of wine can easily get drunk on?”

18，”How can I carry You?"

19，”We are all too overboard”

20,”The friend circle that likes You is called Donut.”

21,"Guess what i like"

22,"Sorry."

23,”There are three people who like You"

24，“My body is strong enough to carry oil drums and rice bags but cannot resist thinking about You”

25,"Goodnight."

26,”But then there was no good night because i couldn’t sleep thinking about You.”