超级撩人的土味情话：夸张版的超级撩人的情话套路一问一答

1.最撩人的土味情话：土味情话你知道怎么回答，七夕将至，万事俱备，每种“中国品牌土味情话”、“情话”一下子走红再次。虽然渣、尴尬、甜，但丝毫不妨碍它的人气。虽然这些话很土很尴尬，但是网友们玩的很开心。注意：与女孩调情时要小心。如果你有一张好脸蛋，请随意。当你谈到爱情时，你首先想到的是什么？《今晚的月亮很美》、《你是人间的四月天》、《海里的月亮是天上的月亮，眼前的人是心上人》。不得不说，这些都过时了。真正的爱情故事到了第一次听到鸡皮疙瘾第二次露出甜甜的笑容第三次...

2.最撩人的土味情話：短句中的土味話？

“牛肉、羊肉、猪肉，我猜猜我喜欢哪一种？” “我喜欢你的心肉。”

“有没有打火机？” “没有。” “那为什么我的心里着火了吗？”

“猜猜我最喜欢哪个神？” “你的眼睛。”

“猜猜我想喝什么？” “不知道。” “照顾你就行了.”

5.“每次过安检总有麻烦熬过" "他们说我的心里有一个你."

6."Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "傻傻地看着你."

7.”我们去吃面条吧?” "What kind of noodles?" "在你的心里."

8.”You know why I'm sick, right?" "Am I sick too?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

9.”I lack a life necessity" "What do you lack?" "You"

10.”Are you tired? Tired?” No, but you've been running in my heart all day long.

11."Let's go drink something!" What wine? Our wedding wine.

12."I'm a cute girl..." Um... You're cute too!

13."My only requirement for my boyfriend is one thing..." What is it? Only you.

14."Which category do you belong to?" Tiger! No, you belong to me.

15."You must be cheating!" Why? Because it's impossible for anyone else to be perfect in my heart!

16.."The dream lover who has never seen your face..." Um... When the phone screen goes black, look and see...

17..”What kind of wine can easily get drunk on?” Your eternal presence!

18.."How do I carry you?" Why? To support me?

19.."We're both overdoing it!" How much are we overdoing it? You're just too beautiful and captivating...

20..Your favorite friend circle is called Donut.

21.."Guess what I like..." Being conquered by you!

22.."Sorry..." You've never said sorry to me before... Never!

23.."There are three people who like him" Who are they? Me, myself...

24..”I'm physically fit enough to carry a bag of rice and an oil drum"... But I just can't bear thinking about you!

25..'Goodnight...' What is goodnight if not sleepless nights thinking about YOU?!