1、没人牵手，我就揣兜。

2、我从不以强凌弱……我欺负他之前真不知道他比我弱…

3、都想抓住青春的尾巴，可惜青春是只壁虎。

4、你走你的过街天桥，我过我的地下通道。

5、我的兴趣爱好可分为静态和动态两种，静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身…

6、高中，我们忙得跟孙子似的，可还可以像NB一样开心；大学，我们闲得像NB一样，却找不回当孙子时的快乐……

7、站在人生的O字路口。

8、所谓美女，大都是化妆品的奴隶。

9、高中生眼中的大学，是天堂；大学生眼中的工作，是地狱。

10、一分钱一分货，稀饭吃了不经饿。

11.不能因为咱俩有过节，你就把我当节过。

12.站在人生的米字路口，我更加彷徨。

13.语不惊人死不羞。

14、“坏男人”一定要有好容貌，否则，他不配做坏男人，不配做女人心中的坏男人。

15.,哪里跌倒,哪里爬起…老是在那里跌倒,我怀疑那里有个坑！

16.,在海边不要讲笑话,会引起“海笑”的.

17.,你就没有点好话？" "你太帅了，这话行吗？" "行,太行了！" "可我要昧着良心说,真痛苦."

18.,天气冷得像个笑话,日子过得像句废话.

19.,别用你的脾气来挑战我的个性，那会让你们死得很有节奏感！

20.,坏人需要实力，败类更需要品位.

21.,本是打算搜狗，但结果看到猫扑.

22,,唉～这人要一没正形，都头痛都是偏的.

23.,混社会是个体力活儿，讲究四门功课：闪转腾挪.

24,,所以虽然说没有什么事是不可解释的，但总有些事情是不值解释。—林语堂

25..既宅又腐前途未卜.

26..怎么会突然想哭？难道我也有些逆流成河的小忧伤？

27..一直在希望的田野上奔跑，而不是被失望绊倒。—林语堂

28..从天堂到地狱，我路过人的世界！

29..初恋无限好，只是我挂上了早期结束标签。

30.."将错就错或者将计就计了...反正将就了..." — 林语堂

31.Working QQ: refuse idle chat; if must chat, charge 0.05 yuan; punctuation symbols half price; monthly card 7 off; night shift double charge.

32.Tongue longer than teeth in terms of longevity; software more durable than hardware.

33.Marriage's difficulty lies in we fall in love with the good qualities of our partners but live with their flaws together.

34.Travel is from places where you get bored to places others get bored at.

35.Standing outside the realm of pain and advising those who suffer is easy.

36."You say... you like me? Actually... I initially thought... actually I also think..."

37.Such as standing on a bridge over time river: left bank are unforgettable memories and right bank are valuable youth years that should be seized.

38.Who among mortals can stand so tall and unyielding that they dare not yield an inch?

39.If you cannot accept me it's not because your heart is narrow but because my character is too grand.

40.The world may have been brightened up by daybreak but not by my presence.

41.The sky has been illuminated by dawn light.

42.Flattering words may gain favor or lose it.

43.The two great tragedies of life are despairing utterly or aspiring excessively.

44.Let us use coldness to keep warm tonight!

45.Low profile leads to high achievement! (www.lz13.cn)

46.Not superstitious but obsessed with people

47.The greatest sorrow of a person is his unwillingness to be himself

48.Pessimistic people drink little wine while lonely people sing old songs

49.Motivate yourself rather than scold others

50.A monk once said: Do not take my tolerance for granted as capital for your shamelessness!

51.A strong bow without arrows serves no purpose

52.When exhausted from traveling far or dizzy from watching clouds rise...

53.Small things lack dignity just like small virtues lack strength

54.Unless what I say isn't worth saying or what I don't say isn't worth hearing...

55.I used to tell you not to take advantage of my kindness towards you as an excuse for your shamelessness!