后来的我们经典淡定语录教你如何自然搞笑骂人

1.我是锄禾，你是当午。

2.那些人旳名字，有些我忘了，有些我却会永远记得。正如，有旳人曾经是无话不说，最后却无话可说…

3.真想立马把我37码的鞋pia到你42码的脸上。

4.妈应该把造你的哪十分钟拿来去散步，他们当时是舒服了，可现在却是造孽不浅啊。

5.你能把牛皮吹的如此的清新脱俗，我真是无法在不去佩服你了。

6.你很贤惠——闲在家里什么都不会，你是美女——发霉的女生，你我有奸情——坚定不移的友情！

7.你的话，我连标点符号都不信。

8.少在我面前拽的跟二五八万似的，摆好POSE在装逼！

9.你以为你是多余的，其实吧…你还真是多余的！

10、你的长相真是不敢恭维……衰的都拖网速……

11、思想有多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。

12、你活着浪费空气，死了浪费土地，半死不活浪费RMB…

13、你哪家学校毕业的啊？你讨人厌的学位都修到博士后了！

14、唾沫是用来数钞票的，而不是用来讲道理的。

15、巴黎圣母院少个敲钟的人，就只剩下一个人啦!

16、一时兴起，把你的照片做电脑桌面，现在居然中了电脑病毒！

17.,看见您后，一种智力上的优越感油然而生。

18.,请您立马告诉给我滚，要马不停蹄地滚，滚得越远越好，您明白吗？

19.,等待您的关心，等到了关上了心...

20.,如果您看到面前的阴影，不要怕，那就是因为您的背后有阳光。

21.,您的人生总结起来就八个字儿：生的荒唐，死的是窝囊……

22.,别整天说大话出门就装逼，没有那金刚钻就别揽那瓷器活，说话跟放屁似的，只放屁没有味道，您连味都没有！

23,,小子，这儿怎么样？出了门吃错药了还是忘吃药呢？

24.,每天笑三声：通天通地通便——好身材拉出来！

25,,出生的时候是否被扔上去过三次而只被接住过两次？

26,,啊——没事，就是清明上坟的时候突然想起您，为何那么多人死，却还没死呢？

27,,天下之大，大不过You缺的一块心眼。

28,,拥有复杂五官，但是这些外在因素无法掩盖Your朴素智慧。

29,,这是在喝酒还是喝奶粉？

30,唯一一个可以霸占男人回忆方法就是：活得更好！

31,不要看不要说不要听不要想，该干什么干什么去。

32,这人的特点特别是在对不好的人时候…

33,请不要把自己的当成牛B.

34,开心的时候笑，不开心的时候过会儿再笑！高兴的时候乐，不高兴的时候使劲乐！

35,造Just for You，是他的创意；让You存在世上，是Your勇气.

36,不要吹牛B，请把牛B还给牛，因为它也需要性生活!

37,遇事先从自己身上找原因别一拉粪便就怪地球没有吸引力？You喷粪之前先想想自己都干过什么，有没有资格说别人! I是不够完美，但坦白自然，您呢?

38,"帅的话人类才能用无性繁殖."

39,"一出门千山鸟飞绝万径人踪灭."

40,"去吧走吧别糟蹋青春那俩字们，都已经立秋啦!"

41,"喜欢When times are good you say what you like; not like When times are bad you say who likes it?"

42,"If you think yourself very cool then certainly you are cool."

43,"贱人们永远都是贱人的，即使经济危机他们也贵不了!"

44,"I'll pack a guarantee for You when You were young must have been kissed by pigs."

45,"We only have one Earth so cherish the Earth; on Earth there is only one me so also cherish me!"

46,”If You self-describe as flowers then all cows would be scared to poop and won't dare come near let alone look at You.”

47,”You're not VIP even less IP but just P.”

48,”I need to declare: I didn't say that someone like You lacks face but that those lacking faces are all people like YOu.”

49,”Having gained weight makes no difference as long as they don’t lose their appetite; if dogs wouldn’t recognize them anymore then that’s a problem with their character…”

50,you complex five senses can't hide your simple intelligence!

51,Bellyache Piglet cries out of sadness and Mother Pig asks why? The piglet says: "I feel stupid." Mom consoles him saying: "Don't cry see this text message from a pig is more stupid than you!"

52,Telling oneself cute stories can instantly solve population problems.

53,don't tell me how great Your life or happiness is... nor wish me happiness do You have the qualification?

54,the longer I interact with people the more I prefer dogs... humans sometimes aren't human!

55,don't tell me in break-ups: "Actually...you're good" Huh? Why did You dump Me?

56,want to bite but cannot.

57,buddy look at Your IQ......isn’t it from Galen University Physics Department (home) in Yard 6th grade (room)?

58,a moron can teach physics to an idiot.

60.if my life was a movie about advertising...

61,your beauty shines brighter than stars in the sky yet far away.

62,your teeth shine bright like stars in the sky—colorful yet distant apart.

63.playing emotions? Let's make music of tears...

64,your rationality is only slightly lower than room temperature.

65,take a look at your ranking—you know how many people are below Yours.

66,last few days except quarreling nothing else done.A kind of quarrel every time One quarrels every day.Is it because I am thoughtless or treat YoU as if YoU were human?

67,recently discovered YoU resemble wild beasts…