张小盒

1、大家好，我是张小盒，擅长加班，不擅长追女孩，不擅长讨好老板。

2、闹钟不响，马路不通，电梯不入，世界都不正常时，打卡机总是正常的。（张小盒）

3、加薪引导人民。（张小盒）

4、这是一个不用加班的周末，那就把生命浪费在无所事事上吧。（张小盒）

5、马拉是被人刺死，而我是过劳死的。（张小盒）

6、加班的虫子，天天一样被鸟吃。（张小盒）

7、别惹女人。（张小盒）

8 人是否幸福，在于网络是否不正常。（張小盒在MSN无法登录時深感幸福）

9 如果不是布什逼我加班，你们能天天看见我站在这吗！（張小帖扮成自由女神）

10 警告你，我们打工仔可不是好欺負的！（張小帖]

11 凡是資本家都是紙老虎。（張小帖的井陽岡]

12 如果我們是超人，就老闆，再找一份工作。([Zhang Xiaohe])

13 如果公司倒BI了，我們什么事都干得出来！（眾人）

14 員工和老闆團結起來，就會像葫蘆兄弟一樣神通廣大。([Zhang Xiaohe])

15 沒錢是不痛苦的事，但為了賺錢變成VC高，也會很痛苦嗎？([Zhang Xiaohe])

16 相了三次親，对男人有了更深了解。([Lili Box]談春節怎麼過)

17 我只想做一颗糖。 ([www.lz13.cn])([Lili Box]'s International Women's Day)

18 [Lili Box]'s view of men: When I was little, I thought Pan Jinlian was a bad woman and Ximen Qing was a bad man. As I grew up, I realized that Pan Jinlian may not be a bad woman after all, but Ximen Qing is still a bad man. Lili Box summed it up - there are three types of men: either you're Ximen Qing or Wu Song or Wu Dalang, and Lili Box hasn't decided who to marry yet...

19 [Lili Box] wants to find a romantic man as her boyfriend and also wants to find someone practical to spend her life with.

20 Actually, at the bottom of my heart (and don't tell anyone), she really wishes she could marry someone rich... ([Lili Box])

21 Every beautiful woman has an injured man behind them. ([Lili Box]'s 井阳岗）廖一梅 海贼王 冯唐