异地撩老公到硬的句子，夸张版：土味情话一问一答，七夕将至，你准备好了吗？这些“中国品牌土味情话”再次走红，不管它们多么渣、尴尬或甜，都让网友们玩得开心。记住，当你谈论爱情时，最先想到的是什么？

《今晚的月亮很美》、《你是人间的四月天》、《海里的月亮是天上的月亮，眼前的人是心上人》——这些都显得过时了。真正的爱情故事是在第一次听到鸡皮疙瘩、第二次露出甜笑第三次才展现出来。

与你的朋友分享这波朴实的情话，以了解它！最近传言说我喜欢你，我想澄清，这不是谣言。你知道我的缺点是什么吗？都是你的错，“你最近又长胖了吗？” “没有，为什么这么说？” “那为什么我心里越来越重？”

这是我的手背，这是我脚背，你是我的宝贝。“我要买一块地。” “什么地？” “你的心死了。” 猜猜我的心在哪里？错了，在你这边。“你知道我为什么感冒吗？” “因为感冒？” “不，因为我对你完全没有抵抗力。”

“你累吗？” “不。” “但你整天在我的脑海里跑”。有办法 吃糖，蛋糕 想你98次阴天莫文蔚，雨天孙燕姿 周杰伦的晴天不如你。我聊“你为什么要伤害我？” “你怎么了？” “这么喜欢你让我心痛！”

“游乐园里的那个，你可以骑上它”。音乐有什么好玩的？木马。mua“我认识三个和你一样的人” 是谁 我，我，我“My bad news is that I don't want you anymore.” 你想要什么先生？ 我想打开你的心扉，可以叫您吗？ 为什么 这样才能把您放在心里。

让我们和木头人一起玩吧，我们不要动 好的！I lose. 2、最撩人的土味情话：短句中的土味情话？

1、“牛肉、羊肉、猪肉，猜猜我喜欢哪一种?” "I like your heart meat."

2、“You have a lighter?" "No." "Can you make my heart burn?"

3、“Who is the god I like most?" "Your eyes."

4、“Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "Take care of you."

5、“Every time I go through security, it's always a hassle" "They say there's someone in my heart for you."

6、“Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." Looking at you.

7,”Let's go get some noodles" What kind of noodles? In your heart.

8,”Why do I feel sick?" Because I'm sick? No, because I have no resistance to you.

9,"I lack something essential in life" What are you lacking? You.

10,”Are you tired? Tired?” Not tired. But you've been running in my mind all day.

11,”Do we need to go out for a drink?” What kind of wine? Our wedding wine.

12,"You're such an adorable girl." Um... You're cute too!

13,"My only requirement for boyfriends is one thing..." Must be you!

14,”What do they call me?" A tiger! No, belong to me!

15,"You must be cheating!" Why not? You're perfect in my book!

16,"The dream lover nobody has seen before..." Oh... When the phone screen goes black, look and see...

17,“What kind of wine gets people drunk easily?” Your eternal presence!

18,”How can i carry your weight?” Why would i support YOU?

19“You and i are both overdoing it!” How much overdoing it?! You’re just too pretty! Too captivating!

20"You like Donut as your friend circle."

21,"Guess what i like..." Being conquered by YOU!

22“I'm sorry.” Never once did anyone say sorry to me - never.

23"I know three people who love YOU!" Who are they?! Me! Me! Me!

24“I'm physically fit enough to carry bags and oil drums” but i just can’t bear thinking about YOU.

25“Goodnight.” Goodnight?! More likely sleepless nights thinking about YOU.