以下是这些专为哄女孩开心而准备的笑话，绝对能让她笑容满面，恋爱甜蜜！

“我长得这么帅，你为什么还要在脸上写‘单身可撩’？”

“我最近开始学烹饪了，但是技术很差，每次都烧糊。我女朋友说，没关系，她愿意每天吃我烧糊的菜。”

“为什么海星总是那么难捉？因为它们一直在溜达！”

“我最近开始练习瑜伽了，但是总是无法成功地把脚放到头上。我女朋友说，没关系，她愿意帮我。”

“你知道为什么有些女孩子喜欢戴口罩吗？因为她们不想让别的女孩子知道她们的口红是这么的好看！”

“我最近开始学习魔术了，但是总是变不好。我女朋友说，没关系，她愿意做我的托儿。”

“你知道吗？我最近开始学跳舞了，但是总是跳不好。我女朋友说，不用担心，我们一起跳吧。”

“你知道吗？I recently started learning to paint, but I always draw poorly.My girlfriend said, it's okay, she'll be my best painter.”

9." "You know why I'm so bad at playing the guitar? Because my girlfriend is my best sound system."

10." "Why am I so bad at swimming? Because my girlfriend is my best swim coach."

11." Why do rabbits always run away when you try to catch them? Because they're afraid of your long arms!"

12." What did the rabbit say when he got caught by a fox? 'Oh no! Now I'll never make it to the carrot party!'"

13." Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!"

14." What did one beach ball say to another beach ball? 'Let's have a ball!'"

15." Why was everyone afraid of 7-year-old Jimmy's birthday party?"

16.""What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?" A moo-sical band!"